Welcome to the Lazy Gambler – Thanks for visiting!
I’m your host, Amarillo Tex, and I’ll be your guide as you learn how and where to gamble the easy way. But let’s get one thing straight before you continue.
Gambling the easy way doesn’t mean giving the casino more money than you have to. The lazy way to gamble is about finding the best games and getting the best online casino and mobile casino bonuses so you can stretch your bankroll as far as possible.
Take a look around the site using the menu at the top of the page. If you’re visiting on one of those fancy new fangled phones the menu might be at the bottom of the page.
I’m kind of an old fashioned guy and I love gambling. You name it, I’ve probably bet on it. We’ve got all these new ways to do it, but at heart gambling is the same as it’s been for 100 years.
Here’s a list of some of the things you can find here at the Lazy Gambler site.
- Online casinos
- Mobile casinos
- Online casino bonuses
- Mobile casino bonuses
- How to play blackjack
- How to play slots
The Lazy Way to Gamble
The lazy way to gamble is to play slot machines. You can play them in your local casino, take a trip to Las Vegas, or play them online or on your mobile phone.
You don’t have to do any thinking or use strategy when you play slots. You just put your money in the machine, press a button, and hope for the best. When you play slots you trade the ability to have to think for giving the casino a big chunk of your change, unless you get lucky.
I’m all for slot machines, because they can be a fun way to pass the time while having a chance, although it’s a slim chance, of getting a nice win. But there are other ways to gamble that offer better bang for your buck.
Playing the lottery is on the same plane as playing slot machines. You simply throw money at the game and hope for the best. You usually have to leave the house and stop at the gas station or convenience store, but buying a lottery ticket is simple and you can’t use a strategy to improve your chances of winning.
Just like slots, I’m not against the lottery. I buy lottery tickets too. I’ve never won a big lottery prize yet, but when you’re talking about tens of millions or hundreds of millions, you only have to win once to change your life. I think the most I’ve won playing the lottery is $500. This wasn’t bad, but like most lottery players I’m sure I’m down quite a bit of money over the years.
The Best Way to Gamble
You can find hundreds of ways to gamble. Casinos are filled with varieties of slot machines, video poker machines, and table games like blackjack, craps, and roulette.
Every gambling option is designed to take your money. All gambles are set up so you can win some money from time to time, but they aren’t designed to let you be a long term winner. If you owned a casino you’d set your games up the same way.
But this doesn’t mean that you have to give the casinos any more of your money than needed. And it doesn’t mean you can’t do a few things to try to beat the casinos.
You can participate in some gambling activities that give you a real chance to show a profit. Games like poker and blackjack, and betting on sports or dogs or horses can all be profitable if you know what you’re doing.
You might be wondering how finding games you can beat fits into the lazy way to gamble. While it’s true that it requires a little bit of effort to try to beat the casinos, the truth is that it’s worth it.
When you can turn the odds against the casino, or at least get them down to a break even game, you can gamble more on the same bankroll and have more fun doing it.
To me, the key is figuring out how to beat the casino with the least amount of work. For me, this means playing poker and betting on sports more than doing other types of gambling.
But, to me, playing poker and betting on sports doesn’t feel like work. I love reading about and learning about poker and sports betting, so it works great for me.
I don’t mind playing blackjack, but if I want to beat the casinos playing blackjack I have to count cards. I know how to count, but I don’t enjoy it. That’s why I usually stick to sports betting and poker.
You need to find the gambling activities that you love and learn how to beat the casinos playing them. If you love to play games that are impossible to beat in the long run, you need to learn how to lower the house edge as much as possible, get as many bonuses and comps as possible, and figure out how to play longer on your bankroll.
Even games that can’t be beat in the long run unless you get lucky and hot a big progressive jackpot, like slots, offer opportunities to improve your results.
You can find more information about how to beat each game, or at least improve your results for each game, on the individual game pages on the lazy gambler site.
Lazy Gambler Bonuses
One of the best ways to stretch your gambling bankroll, no matter what games you want to play, is by getting online and mobile casino bonuses. You need to read the bonuses page to learn all about the different kinds of online and mobile casino bonuses that are available.
When I add new pages to help you gamble the easy way I put links to them here toward the bottom of the page. So check in this area every time you visit to get the latest and greatest gambling information.